It would be less creepy to just pickle your relatives head and keep in in a jar.
Cheaper too, just ask your local chippy for an old pickled egg jar.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:26,
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worth testing it first
www.instructables.com/id/head-in-a-jar-prank/?ALLSTEPS
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:29,
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threadjack (cos I just crapcleaned & wasn't loggeed in):
Not only is PaulDacre not my sockpuppet, but he's already got me on ignore. HOW quare.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:45,
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We've ALL got you on ignore, deary.
(only with our sock puppet accounts, naturally).
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 16:55,
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Why ignore yourself?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 17:09,
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