I live in Scotland.
Full English is discriminatory and racist.
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kidcamel is due to call your mum at, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 12:21,
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Well, I would ask for a "full scottish",
but I don't drink and I'm trying to avoid the heroin. Sozzers.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 12:24,
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Can't you just order a full English
and then ask them to deep fry it?
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 12:27,
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Square Sausages...
How can the nation that invented Haggis fuck up making a simple sausage?
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 12:36,
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They asked The Krankies to do it.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 12:41,
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A scotch egg
is an egg, hard boiled, surrounded by sausage meat and breadcrumbs, and deep fried. Therefore a scotch breakfast is any breakfast which receives the same treatment.
Also applies to whiskey, mist, tape and obscure Italian disco bands from the 80's.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 12:56,
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Scotch Eggs
Are actually derived from the term "scotched eggs". They are an English invention which has sod all to do with Scotland.
#SnowyTrueFacts
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:09,
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I'm fairly sure the same is true of Scottish people.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:14,
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Is Turkish Delight racist?
Or Brazil nuts
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:21,
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In my experience,
both are accurate, if rather sweeping generalisations.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 13:25,
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Hahaha
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:49,
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sarcasm detected
What about Welsh cakes? Or Highland toffee? Or Cheddar? Or LA Diner pizzas from Farmfoods £1.49 for two? Or Siamese cats? Chinese burns? Earthworms?
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parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 18 Feb 2015, 14:51,
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