
If you put steaks on molten metal for long enough, they will burn
( , Mon 18 May 2015, 20:43, Reply)

I just sent that to my vulcanologist friend. He probably does this every day for lunch.
( , Mon 18 May 2015, 20:55, Reply)

( , Mon 18 May 2015, 21:35, Reply)

Would be better with a little basalt and pepper. I dolomite like it then, served with a pomegranite sauce.
( , Tue 19 May 2015, 10:15, Reply)

I'm guessing it's far too viscous for fine detail but could you make, say, garden gnomes or furniture out of it?
And how much does it cost to artificially make lava? I need to know for the business proposal.
( , Tue 19 May 2015, 10:44, Reply)

That would have been a lovely steak if the fuckers hadn't turned it to inedible charcoal
( , Tue 19 May 2015, 10:47, Reply)