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This is a normal post ^what she said

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
cheers babe
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post awww
you two are such a nice couple
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post You know on your facebook
are you getting loads of friend requests and messages from weird Turkish people? I've started getting them all the time
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post i hardly go on it!
last major thing that happned: monty added me as a friend
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just added you too
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:55, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
added a message on there! warining tho, i really dont go on htere much so dont expect a quick responce!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too!!!!
I had one try to make friends with me...he kept sending me messages...stupidly I replied to the first one. Now I ignore him.
I think he's called Tarka....
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post as in the otter
or dhal?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post mmmmmm
runny food
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm...
Come to think of it, maybe it was Tarkan

Or something like that.

What does yours want?
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
"hý victoria l am þener in Turkey.l want to learn ýnglýsh well but l haven't got any ýnglýsh friend.can you help me??"

and:

"hý výctorýa Iam ALP FROM TURKEY Ihope you are well Iam adentýst Iwantto know well of you ýf you wrýte me "
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If you start writing to him
before you know it you'll be married to him.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post PASSPORT!!
that is all
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post being a man no..
but i do have some knowledge of an imminent Turkish invasion starting on Wednesday thru Friday..
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I had some lad try to add me
It went roughly like this :-
Me: sorry mate, I only add people i know
Him: I went to the same school as you
Me: oh sorry! were you in my year?
Him: I went to the same school as you
Me: but do I know you?
Him: add me

There are some right wierdos out there
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
bet you cant wait for that convo to start kicking in...
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The sad thing is
There's every possibility I not only know him but was mates with him, yet on the basis of that shitty re-introduction I don't want to know him again! I'm terrible with names/faces and have even had a quite attractive girl screaming at me in a pub because she said she went to school with me and I was adamant she didn't. Apparently she did and i fancied her when I 'knew' her. oops
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post this^
stalker from year below?
add them, then you can scare them with a goatse
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post errrrm
what's a goatse?
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post your joking..

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You really don't want to look at it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse

wikipedia will explain it all.....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
To be fair though, not much shocks me anymore. Even that orangutan prostitute that was here some time ago. Humans can be very evil and I learn never to explect flowers and bunnies - and I don't love horses
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 girls 1 finger
.com?

Now THAT is shocking.
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Let me explain
When I hit 18 I was shipped off to work at the local slaughterhouse to gain some much needed wonga. When you've pushed a recently deceased bull's penis into your unsuspecting mate's mouth you sort of realise you've become desensitized to a lot of awful things. It was bloody funny though
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Not quite the same...
...as chinese scat porn though is it?

and to be honest, I'd rather have a moo cock in my mouth than a turd
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post my mate send me all that sort of business
But you can't seem to build up a rhythm to it
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post please say your joking...
you really are new. look it up on google. in a public place
like a libary!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:27, Reply)