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This is a normal post I had some lad try to add me
It went roughly like this :-
Me: sorry mate, I only add people i know
Him: I went to the same school as you
Me: oh sorry! were you in my year?
Him: I went to the same school as you
Me: but do I know you?
Him: add me

There are some right wierdos out there
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
bet you cant wait for that convo to start kicking in...
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The sad thing is
There's every possibility I not only know him but was mates with him, yet on the basis of that shitty re-introduction I don't want to know him again! I'm terrible with names/faces and have even had a quite attractive girl screaming at me in a pub because she said she went to school with me and I was adamant she didn't. Apparently she did and i fancied her when I 'knew' her. oops
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post this^
stalker from year below?
add them, then you can scare them with a goatse
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post errrrm
what's a goatse?
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post your joking..

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You really don't want to look at it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse

wikipedia will explain it all.....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely
To be fair though, not much shocks me anymore. Even that orangutan prostitute that was here some time ago. Humans can be very evil and I learn never to explect flowers and bunnies - and I don't love horses
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 girls 1 finger
.com?

Now THAT is shocking.
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Let me explain
When I hit 18 I was shipped off to work at the local slaughterhouse to gain some much needed wonga. When you've pushed a recently deceased bull's penis into your unsuspecting mate's mouth you sort of realise you've become desensitized to a lot of awful things. It was bloody funny though
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Not quite the same...
...as chinese scat porn though is it?

and to be honest, I'd rather have a moo cock in my mouth than a turd
 (I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post my mate send me all that sort of business
But you can't seem to build up a rhythm to it
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post please say your joking...
you really are new. look it up on google. in a public place
like a libary!
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 22:27, Reply)