Proof!
Peter Lohr, 70, shows the result of his 3D radar research in the Jonas Valley, which he claims shows five large metal objects in a cave, of which at least two are "Hitler's throbbing nuclear cocks". A second scan clearly revealed "3 pubes per ball (one per cock)", the septuagenarian scientist claims.

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m.auron, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:01,
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I'm dreading being as bored as him during retirement
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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:04,
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Look at the size of that laptop
He must be an expert
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:43,
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Actually, he's a midget.
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Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Tue 17 May 2016, 17:24,
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MicroCDCs!
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m.auron, Tue 17 May 2016, 18:04,
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Holy shit I have the exact same laptop
and to think I could have been using it to find nuclear arsenals all along.
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maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Tue 17 May 2016, 19:03,
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