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This is a normal post Proof!
Peter Lohr, 70, shows the result of his 3D radar research in the Jonas Valley, which he claims shows five large metal objects in a cave, of which at least two are "Hitler's throbbing nuclear cocks". A second scan clearly revealed "3 pubes per ball (one per cock)", the septuagenarian scientist claims.


 (m.auron, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm dreading being as bored as him during retirement

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Look at the size of that laptop
He must be an expert
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, he's a midget.

(I helped save b3ta! Mastarbeiter came into your mind on, Tue 17 May 2016, 17:24, Reply)
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MicroCDCs!
 (m.auron, Tue 17 May 2016, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit I have the exact same laptop
and to think I could have been using it to find nuclear arsenals all along.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Tue 17 May 2016, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of that Nazi train laden with gold someone claimed to have found in Poland recently.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that was me.
Unfortunately agents of the Priory of Sion stole it when I left the site to report the find to the Polish authorities. They were pretty upset as they'd contacted NUMA and asked for Dirk Pitt to help me recover it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tonsil is slowly atrophying, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That reply will have you on the NSA's big screen in the staff room
With a fern on each side. At least.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 May 2016, 7:38, Reply)
This is a normal post first time i've noticed
how camp our adolf looks in that pose
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post kampf*

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post He was
"Mister October!"
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 17 May 2016, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Whoever has suggested this doesn't know how nuclear bombs work
A nuke takes a controlled, shaped detontation to set off the fission.

Its not like uranium is a gas or is soluble, so it will just sit around - It's a metal.

So in summary if the story wasn't bullshit to start with, there's only a tiny localised threat from a "decayed nuke".
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post What about all those trains he used?
Aren't all those Holocaust Trains bricked up in a tunnel somewhere like in that episode of Thomas The Tank Engine? What if they get out and murder again?
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Thomas the tank engine German cousin?
Dirk den Tod Tank Zug! Chuf Chuff!
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:26, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 18 May 2016, 2:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ummm...
"'The metal's been lying there for 71 years. At some point it will decay and then we will have a second Chernobyl on our hands' he said."

a second Chernobyl some Thorium-231. For a little over a day, at least.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 May 2016, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's a slow news day over at the Daily Fail

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
news
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Their science section isn't bad
The rest of it seems to be almost completely filled with gossip, and the occasional tall story like this one
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been quoted by the DM a few times.
I have to admit, they didn't do too bad a job.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be honest with you I tend to glance at their website due to the sheer quantity of 'news' they report
It exceeds the Guardian and the Independent's content by several light years, alas. It's capacity for celebrity gossip is mind blowing however, and i think it's primary allure by it's readership. It must be, it's absolutely mental. Just one long, seemingly endless feed of whose got big tits, whose shagging who, whose wearing a pretty frock, red shifting into infinity. It is the very definition of utter mindless gobshite
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ay
I would never critique another B3ta wanker's choice of bishop bashing material.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 18 May 2016, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly!
What if a child was to find it and eat it?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 17 May 2016, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post They'd get offered a job on Ready-Brek adverts.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Nazispidermaan?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 17 May 2016, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Metal doesn't lie.
It speaks truth.

\m/ -_- \m/
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 17 May 2016, 15:33, Reply)