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This is a link post Car crash at 120MPH
SFW, is a crash test, but still... shiiiit.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's why cars are fitted with airbags, stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah....
That'll save you
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post gonna need more than an airbag
to survive that, your heart would explode from the momentum and your lungs lightly collapse as your rib cage snaps apart and protrude inwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post And I bet one would poo themselves
That happened to me when I stacked my motorbike, shat myself. I didnt have time to be scared to do it, I just did. :(
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess that's the least of your troubles
at that point?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was FUCKING lucky,
came over the top from Alderley Edge to Macclesfield, no lights on the roads at all. Some arsehole in a saxo basically seemed to come right at me, headed for his back wheels as I was blinded by his full beams and fogs, missed him and threw myself to the floor and just slid. Luckily It was a farm covered outside with cow shit that let me slide into their barn wall, followed by my bike which then smashed my ribs. I could actually get up and ride home. Where I then broke down in tears and realised the shit in my trousers wasnt from a cow, lol.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post jeeze that sounds horrific, I've had enough scrapes on a push bike, let alone a motorbike
at least you can look back on it and laugh though eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed
that was my worst, solely because it was pitch black and couldnt see anything. Been over bonnets and hit in daylight whaen its lit which is no where near as bad, you can see where you are heading so can act accordingly.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post you considered driving instead?
or getting the bus?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would but..
you cant wheelie a bus.

And bitches love wheelies.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post That'll buff out
Bit of T cut, 20 minutes, good as new guvnor
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post ... about that car I bought from you last week

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 11:13, , Reply)
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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 11:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not at all convinced by this
It looks very similar to another video where the tow cable was attached about halfway down the chassis - in the final video it was clear that the car didn't slow down noticeably until it was about halfway crushed, and looking at the momentum in the massive drum that was pulling the car it's not surprising. Still, if it puts the shitters up people then job done!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 14 Jun 2016, 18:14, , Reply)