I met him at a party once, I was terribly terribly drunk
He was with a rather attractive lady and he said "if you let me snog your bird, you can snog mine". Being as mine had a face like a bag of spanners I said yes. So yeah, I snogged Arthur Smith's bird. Claim to fame.
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He was with a rather attractive lady and he said "if you let me snog your bird, you can snog mine". Being as mine had a face like a bag of spanners I said yes. So yeah, I snogged Arthur Smith's bird. Claim to fame.
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as if I could have talked my ex into doing anything she didn't want to do
Well, apart from shagging me
( , Sun 19 Jun 2016, 18:18, Share, Reply)
Well, apart from shagging me
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