You could hold a magnifying glass in front of your willy and pan from east to west. If your willy isn't burning, it's safe to eat.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 15:06,
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 15:13,
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Read the last sentence again
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 15:38,
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Well, you wouldn't want to eat burnt willy, would you?
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 21 Jun 2016, 15:42,
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