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This is a link post Want to waste $400?
Some vapid Californian lifestyle cunts invented a machine to get in on the food capsule fad. This time it's for juice.

The machine costs $400, but it turns out you can just squeeze the juice cartridges with your hands.

But then, silly me, the CEO comes and tells us that "the value of Juicero is more than a glass of cold-pressed juice. MUCH more."

medium.com/@Juicero/a-note-from-juiceros-new-ceo-cb23a1462b03
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 21:52, Reply)
This is a normal post The device also reads a QR code printed on the back of each produce pack and checks the source against an online database to ensure the contents haven’t expired or been recalled, the person said.
The expiration date is also printed on the pack.
 (horrid, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post More importantly
It's DRM. You can use third party bags of pulped fruit and veg. This one is going down in flames. VCS are so fucking stupid.
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This is a normal post I like the part where he puts the cart before the horse

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the bit where he closes the stable door after the horse has bolted.

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This is a normal post I liked the bit where he had his arm right up the horses arsehole.
*continues to watch All Creatures Great and Small on Dave*
 (AoxomoxoA, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What a wanky, rip off idea.
Stupid fucking vegans
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This is a normal post Wait till you see my new invention
Wanky coffee in aluminium capsules that only go in my machine.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *throws dollars at screen*

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This is a normal post "Scoops up dollars"
"Calls George Clooney's agent"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 21 Apr 2017, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Has somebody found an expensive way to repackage industrial fruit and vegetable pulp supplies?
This is probably a product that gets bought by the food industry by the ton put in a shiny bag.
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