bend him over and count his rings.
(GeordieJayBummers are deaf, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 13:33,
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They do that in Antwerp
In the red light distric.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 14:30,
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Bit cruel when he's still alive.
(GeordieJayBummers are deaf, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 13:33,
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I see what you did there.
(Huw Edwards#notalljews, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 13:52,
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The sad thing is
He probably won't last five minutes in the ocean.
(presferatu, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 13:34,
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I expect he'll really struggle to adjust to all the advances in Lobster technology that he's missed, he'll be like Brendan Fraser in Blast from the Past
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 13:55,
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or Brendan Fraser in California Man
(benito vaselinino not that one, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 14:04,
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Or Brendan Fraser in "George of the Jungle"
(DinivanXHas stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 14:38,
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Or Brendan Fraser in "The Mummy"
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 19 Jun 2017, 16:52,
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Or Kelsy Grammer in Frasier
(BaronMunchausenInterdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 17:09,
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"Holds BaronMunchausen's hand up high"
You sir, have won this thread.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 19:02,
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He should never have been released
Think how its rape victims must be feeling when they heard the news. For them there is no end to the sentence
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Jun 2017, 14:57,
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Look. It WASN'T rape, alright? The lobster didn't say 'We have the upper hand. Or claw.'
And Jayne Mansfield didn't say 'WE have the upper hand.'
(stuj(^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 19 Jun 2017, 16:23,
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