Flathead County, Montana - police blotter
10:03 p.m. A Columbia Falls man complained that a woman was storing things in his shed without his permission.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 17 May 2018, 9:26,
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I like to think these are all just the same one or two people
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That's a sociologic study in its own right.
I mean most of those things are what I look forward to in life. A mountain lion on my roof would be the highlight of my day.
8:14 p.m. Some kids were laying in a parking lot smoking something.
Fuck off and mind yer own business, asshole. Who cares what the kids are doing.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 17 May 2018, 14:51,
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Anyone else play/ing FarCry5
Sounds pretty accurate.
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 17 May 2018, 16:53,
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May 9 7.50pm
'Dogs were standing in the middle of a road.'
How have we not heard about this!!
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The following day:
9:32 a.m. A Kalispell man’s “crotch rocket” was stolen.
10:05 a.m. A man in flannel was taking a nap on the side of the road. When someone approached to see if he was doing OK, the napping man woke up and growled at the concerned citizen.
10:37 a.m. Cow abuse was reported in Kalispell.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 17 May 2018, 17:39,
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"A suspicious bus was reported in Columbia Falls."
What the fuck is a suspicious bus?
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Thu 17 May 2018, 17:54,
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A bus that dosen't trust you.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 17 May 2018, 22:37,
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