I think you'll find they're midget whales.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 30 May 2018, 9:03,
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Whales with growth impediment, you whalist.
(A subspecies is found lining the back wall of discotheques at closing time loosening their wrists in anticipation of the handjob that will get them a ride home)
(, Wed 30 May 2018, 10:09, Reply)