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This is a link post Conclusive proof that dogs are stupid
I'm getting me a dolphin. Or a crow
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 30 May 2018, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Dolphins are cunts.
Dolphins are responsible for all 'shark attacks' ever. They bite swimmers an then pretend to be rescuing them from a shark in order to get fish.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 30 May 2018, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, that has been scientifically proven

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 30 May 2018, 2:21, Reply)
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They can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at "the captain's table", they get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting. They MUCK ABOUT.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 30 May 2018, 5:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard they're responsible for Kate Hopkins
Who is also a dolphin
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 May 2018, 6:55, Reply)
This is a normal post "Oh God, when I wake up, will everyone be dead?"

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 30 May 2018, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post STITCH THE PENIS

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Wed 30 May 2018, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post dolphins are just gay sharks

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 30 May 2018, 6:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find they're midget whales.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 30 May 2018, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Whales with growth impediment, you whalist.
(A subspecies is found lining the back wall of discotheques at closing time loosening their wrists in anticipation of the handjob that will get them a ride home)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 30 May 2018, 10:09, Reply)