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This is a normal post "you must be a US citizen"
Wernher von Braun is out then :-(
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post a) he's dead, b) he's American
apart from that, sure.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Wernher von Braun was American?
Interesting.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post He was born in Germany,
but he became a US citizen later
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post To many Americans, that doesn't really count.
To my mind, if you're not allowed to be President due to reasons of birth, you're not really American.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Dumb as fuck tho
We're all African
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm definitely not African.
I don't have a bone though my nose.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 21:01, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you smell?

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I just go around licking things.
I extrapolate odour from taste.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Terrible!

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Race is a cultural construct?
?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Race is completely meaningless,
Go back far enough and we're all African - or whatever you want to call Africa at that time. Mitochondrial DNA proves it.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post This is being contested quite a bit recently
www.newscientist.com/article/mg23831750-200-origin-of-our-species-why-humans-were-once-so-much-more-diverse/
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Generally, the more mixed people are the fewer genetic problems.
I've never understood the racial purity nonsense.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post You would say that, mudblood, with your non existent midi-chlorians count.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post "...and smaller fleas have smaller fleas and so ad infinitum".
Or something like that.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post If you'd quoted Donne's effort on the same subject I'd have to have told you I'm not that kind of boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Siphonaptera is a rhyme by the mathematician Augustus De Morgan
Big fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em,
And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so, ad infinitum.
And the great fleas, themselves, in turn, have greater fleas to go on;
While these again have greater still, and greater still, and so on.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the one.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post no, we're really not

(I helped save b3ta! ozof, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 6:55, Reply)
This is a normal post "Vonce zee rockets go up, who cares vere zey come down..."
"Zat's not my department!" Says Wernher von Braun.

youtu.be/TjDEsGZLbio?t=39s
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ty
Hadn't seen that, best thing I've watched today
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Lehrer is quality.
I recommend this delightful song.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post i had this single as a kid
love lehrer :)
 (I helped save b3ta! ozof, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 6:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Lehrer was quality
Anyone who does not know should go on a YouTube journey through his music
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. This so much.
I linked Poisoning Pigeons in the Park above, as I guess it's the most universally entertaining, but really it was quite tricky to pick one song to best represent his stuff.

New Math, Elements, The Vatican Rag, and I Got It From Agnes are also strong contenders!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post National Brotherhood Week, Smut, Pollution
Still relevant and all these above were all knocked up quickly as part of the American That Was the Week That Was, I believe (can't be arsed to Google it). We got Millicent Martin, they got Tom Lehrer...
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The great thing about him is he is still relevant.
The sad thing about the world is that he is still relevant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 29 Jul 2018, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Smut!
How could I forget that one?... I'm a market they can't glut!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 30 Jul 2018, 13:23, Reply)