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This is a link post Think you shit smart? Think again rube...
So smart toilets are a thing. 🚽 Soon you’ll be able to run your entire house right from your throne. Water efficiency checks, auto deodorization, heated seat, drying functionality, ambient lighting, in-built speakers to play music to deaden the fall...
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 28 Jan 2019, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post how about a bomb drop and explosion sound effect?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 28 Jan 2019, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd probably just blast Scatman John
Bit of Ring of Fire for the post kebab/vindaloo

I think Sandstorm by Darude would be good for the runs
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 28 Jan 2019, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be amazing

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 28 Jan 2019, 11:09, Reply)
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These things have been around for ages in Japan. I spent three weeks there and I crapped in more smart toilets than dumb ones.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 28 Jan 2019, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like mine to drop through a laser grid like the bit in Resident Evil when that blokes gets diced.
Would be much easier for them to fit round the u-bend then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 28 Jan 2019, 12:46, Reply)