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This is a link post And a belated Happy Chinese New Year to you..!
The Henan Shaolin Tagou Martial Arts School celebrating the year of the pig. Hundreds of people all doing what they're told all at the same time rarely looks this good.
(dokk, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks about as real as a BBC 2 ident from the mid-2000s
I mean, sure, some of it is real. They may even be real people.

But if you look at the way the flag fluttered - there is no atmosphere in space!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking wushu and their wobbly sword bullshit
Big girl's blouses, the lot of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 6 Feb 2019, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
For a country that doesn't like gays, that's pretty gay.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's more the historical inaccuracy in Chinese state promoted martial arts I object to
There are no historical examples of wobbly swords to be found anywhere outside of the urumi used in gatka. Wushu weapons forms are mostly baton twirling rather than practical weapon usage.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Loses a little of its magic when you realise that
Anybody who puts a step wrong will be witness to his entire family being flung into North Korea by trebuchet before being packed up and shipped off to work in an Apple assembly plant for the rest of his natural life.

Modern dancing bears, the lot of them.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I ruv busby berkree

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 7:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I like to think that there's an entire branch of the People's Army
that does nothing except rehearse for this kind of stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post They are clones
enhanced with genes from swarming ants and murmurating starlings.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Humans are fucking weird

(I helped save b3ta! Really?, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I spent 10 years in China and had to watch the spring festival gala at least 6 times
It is bad, all of it, even the bits that look momentarily interesting. All I can see here is a load of humans who have never been allowed to think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of people don't like thinking anyway.
Enforced conformity is depressing though.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Not,as bad as Chinese fucking opera
A disputation of owls in a bicycle factory while a toddler has a melt down.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I still can't deal with any Chinese music at all, let alone opera.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 8 Feb 2019, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post EU colours...

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 7 Feb 2019, 21:02, Reply)