Bit hard to knock one out to without that wrinkly old hag nagging on about soggy bottoms.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 21 Apr 2019, 14:45,
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Oh, I don't know. She takes her teeth out and gives you a good gumming.
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Varmint, Sun 21 Apr 2019, 18:31,
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Fruit molesters!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Apr 2019, 16:59,
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fruitosexuals
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Sun 21 Apr 2019, 18:05,
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Fructophiles
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Apr 2019, 18:55,
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If we let people marry fruit, what's next? Washing machines? Coat hangars? Honey?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Apr 2019, 19:07,
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that's a suspiciously specific list
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 21 Apr 2019, 19:56,
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Ew honey is way too sticky.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 21 Apr 2019, 21:18,
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"I now pronounce you manuka and wife"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 21 Apr 2019, 21:38,
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Flesh or food
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Ah, that reminds of the quiz I once made for B3ta that gave me a little moment of internet fame, which I now pester innocent interns with: www.kingjay.nl/fof/
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kingjay umpfh, Mon 22 Apr 2019, 13:09,
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Haven't seen that before. I got 8/10
I've got better at telling the difference ever since that incident with the enormous melons.
Did you also do the "sex toy or dog toy" quiz? I didn't do so well at that.
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