you only gave me one glass of water, therefore I'm suing you for my divorce
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 Jun 2019, 23:31,
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She lives near me.
She looks like a right laugh, I'll have to look her up.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 2:13,
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Not enough water and passengers sue you
Too much water and they start mistaking emergency exists for toilet doors. The airline industry is doomed.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 7:03,
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Or just do what everyone else does and buy a bottle airside.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 9:27,
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I hope she gets what she deserves
For avoidance of doubt, that's fuck all
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 12:15,
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Correct headline should be:
"Hugely fat woman suffers injury due to being hugely fat and tries to blame everyone but herself for the amount of food she shovels into her grossly obese fat fucking face"
Cunt.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 12:38,
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You awful person.
She's just big-boned or has hypothyroidism or medication or emotional problems or in denial, probably nothing to do with eating at all.
Her water consumption is clearly the responsibility of others.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 16:32,
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I can't include everything.
If a person can initiate legal action, they can ask for a drink of water.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 12 Jun 2019, 17:15,
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