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This is a link post Calm Down Britain VHS message I made this!
In 1985, fresh from banning “video nasties”, the British Board of Film Classification experimented with soothing messages after horror films to “settle and reassure the psychologically-fragile viewer”.

Only a small number of Calm Down Britain VHS tapes made it out into the wild before it was renamed to UKalm then shut down, but I’ve managed to get hold of one and digitised it for posterity.

WARNING: features a dancing figure who's haunted many since childhood
 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post The link on the page is dead
and I'm not sure if it was ever alive. I don't know what is real anymore. I enjoyed the video though. Or did I?
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you try rewinding?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you.
Clears things up a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I see

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 31 Oct 2019, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 1 Nov 2019, 8:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hauntolotastic

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Surprisingly arousing
Well done, I thought that ship had sailed tbh
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 31 Oct 2019, 13:21, Reply)