His mistake was to not follow the predefined Tory approach to sexual misconduct
and accidentally kill himself having a stranglewank in fishnets with an orange up his arse.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 12:28,
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Orange?
Pfft, that's so 1990's, we all know the fruit of choice now is a Pineapple in the arse for them
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 13:12, Reply)
I'm confussed about this vegan sexual toryism
I thought the usual was to have their engorged corpora cavernosa ruptured by sudden onset cataleptic rigidity of a Sus scrofa domesticus lower mandible .
And slowly bleed to a shameful and lonely death.
(, Mon 18 Nov 2019, 14:38, Reply)