
"Just ram the hand knitted, organic, artisan Bumrag(tm) up your arse to cleanse and refresh your lower chakras."
Broomstick included.
( , Sun 1 Mar 2020, 1:25, Reply)

regardless of whether it would work
( , Sun 1 Mar 2020, 9:11, Reply)

Simply eat a whole toilet roll before you go to bed and save yourself a lot of trouble the following day.
( , Sun 1 Mar 2020, 2:04, Reply)