I once frightened my 11 year old son so much
by pretending to turn inside-out at bed time, that the neighbours called the police saying that 'a woman was screaming for help'. One look at me laughing in my pyjamas was enough for them. I asked if they wanted to come in to check everything was alright, they said that wasn't necessary. I reported them for negligence. That last bit was a lie
(, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 9:32, Reply)
1) At bedtime, for fun, I pretended to turn inside-out.
2) my son screamed something like, "oh god no, stop, help me"
3) the police were called because a neighbour heard the screaming and thought a woman was being attacked
4) the police arrived at my door, they were all
smiles and didn't want to come in.
5) I complained that the police were negligent in their duties and that they should've come in the house
6) no 5 was a lie.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 11:59, Reply)
1) *goatse impression*
2) Child will never unsee.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 13 Apr 2020, 12:17,
Reply)
Yes, walking into your kid's room covered in offal is definitely normal parenting behaviour.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2020, 13:00, Reply)