Brilliant
I had something similar. Out with a few friends enjoying a couple of beers and some drunk arse was calling everyone nonces. He said it to my mate who promptly roundhouse kicked him in the face over a table, breaking a couple of chairs in the process. When he got up he shouted:
"what are you, some kind of Jackie Chan?"
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 13:13,
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er, kick rather
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 15:00,
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Same thing happened to me
I was out with my mates, having a few beers minding my own business - when this complete arsehole in a police car pulls us over and asks "What are you, some kind of Ayrton Senna?"
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 30 Apr 2020, 17:07,
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Ayrton Senna, the quickest acting laxative.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 30 Apr 2020, 18:15,
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