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This is a link post Useful link for people who are wrong I made this!
I've written an article full of utter nonsense, designed expressly to be shared with people on social media who are wrong but won't shut up. They won't understand it (I certainly don't), so they won't be able to respond. It's on Medium so looks vaguely reputable, and even has footnotes and all.
The reason you’re wrong, in detail, with references



This short essay explains, in detail, the multiple factors that go towards determining that you are completely wrong.
 (InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite good... Agree on all points.
I would humbly suggest reducing the density of academic sounding words by about 15% to make it sound more believable.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, thanks
I shall tweak my academic words slider
 (InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 18:25, Reply)
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Regretfully, I must inform you that you are wrong. I can prove it too.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 24 Jun 2020, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post have you got anything for when you are right?
and everyone shouts you down and calls you a fucking idiot. that would help me out.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 24 Jun 2020, 21:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess it depend on who you're using it on
I'm a fan and purveyor of sciencey sounding nonsense, so I like the effort. I think you need to counterpoint it gradually, juxtaposing plain language against metaphorical matrices of emergent nonsense that falls within parameters of plausibility, to enhance a sort of neural dysplasia as a function of the interstices that lie between comprehensibility and the cognitive capacities of your chosen demographic with the employment of multiple tortuously overloaded sub-clauses within a singular sentence structure substantiated to ensure any potential reader has long forgotten what point you were making upon attaining some form of grammatical conclusivity embodied by a full stop.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 4:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait....
I think this might actually make sense.
 (InflammableHound may be recorded for training porpoises, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post dammit!

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 25 Jun 2020, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post The relief of the full stop surpassing the need to understand.
I guess using a semicolon would be too much of a pause.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 25 Jun 2020, 22:48, Reply)