I was once doing a spot of welding on a car.
It was still on the ground so I was sat with crossed legs and, foolishly, wasn't wearing an apron.
It wasn't until I got home that I spotted the small hole in the crotch of my trousers, two corresponding holes in my pants and a fourth in the seat of my trousers.
After that I thought it best to not fuck around where flying gobbets of red-hot steel are concerned.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 13 Jul 2020, 22:57,
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christ
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Jul 2020, 23:49,
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When I was a young twat
A mate put a rocket in his pocket for a laugh, lit it and nearly blew his cock off
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 14 Jul 2020, 7:18,
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