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Cap'n, Cap'n, trouble ahead, they all be wearing some kind of tartan
*Captain looks through telescope*
Aye, they be Burberry Pirates
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 12:30, Share, Reply)

What's a Pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 12:33, Share, Reply)

Y?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 12:39, Share, Reply)

To get to the other side

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Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 13 Aug 2020, 12:48, Share, Reply)

Well, many be thinking that it be 'R'!
But a Pirate's true love be the 'C'!
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 12:50, Share, Reply)

and if you take the P out of them
then they become.. irate
(razzle, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 13:38, Share, Reply)

Especially if the rat ate the pie.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Aug 2020, 13:44, Share, Reply)

apparently 3.14% of people where
Pi-rates
(razzle, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 14:06, Share, Reply)

Where?

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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 14:43, Share, Reply)

I'm sure he meant 'were'.
Stop being such a snowflake.
(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 15:04, Share, Reply)

Is SPaG Nazism snowflakery?
I'd have thought it was more like virtue signalling or fact shaming. I suppose there could be a fair bit of overlap.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 15:30, Share, Reply)

thanks for pointing that out
this is an interesting read
www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/10692897/Are-grammar-Nazis-ruining-the-English-language.html
(razzle, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 16:58, Share, Reply)

Semi-interesting for a torygraph article.
Betteridge's law of headlines certainly applies.
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brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 13 Aug 2020, 18:07, Share, Reply)

I think he meant 'wear'
missing the bus
(mintchocchip, Sun 16 Aug 2020, 19:13, Share, Reply)