We've all tried this, haven't we?
PD Macy discovered the suspect in some of the garden's foliage, as they were "making poor attempts to be a tree".
( , Tue 23 Feb 2021, 10:19, Share, Reply)
PD Macy discovered the suspect in some of the garden's foliage, as they were "making poor attempts to be a tree".
( , Tue 23 Feb 2021, 10:19, Share, Reply)
You know who should have investigated that?
Special branch.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:58, Share, Reply)
Special branch.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:58, Share, Reply)
He'll be pining for his freedom after being locked up
sitting there, hour after hour, ashen faced, willowing in his guilt.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:55, Share, Reply)
sitting there, hour after hour, ashen faced, willowing in his guilt.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:55, Share, Reply)
He'll be rowan the day he did that.
This is what you get when you medlar with the police.
At least it turned out oaky in the end.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:16, Share, Reply)
This is what you get when you medlar with the police.
At least it turned out oaky in the end.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:16, Share, Reply)
bamboozled to begin with but then they were in a panda car
( , Tue 23 Feb 2021, 20:08, Share, Reply)
( , Tue 23 Feb 2021, 20:08, Share, Reply)
Didn't take them long to cedar man.
Cuffing him so fast his head would spinney.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2021, 22:41, Share, Reply)
Cuffing him so fast his head would spinney.
( , Tue 23 Feb 2021, 22:41, Share, Reply)