We've all tried this, haven't we?
PD Macy discovered the suspect in some of the garden's foliage, as they were "making poor attempts to be a tree".
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 10:19,
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You know who should have investigated that?
Special branch.
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Varmint, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:58,
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Aaaàarrrrrggggghhhhh
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 12:55,
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He'll be pining for his freedom after being locked up
sitting there, hour after hour, ashen faced, willowing in his guilt.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:55,
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He'll be rowan the day he did that.
This is what you get when you medlar with the police.
At least it turned out oaky in the end.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:16,
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The copse were on to him in no time
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 17:36,
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They twigged when the police dog barked.
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Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 23 Feb 2021, 18:55,
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bamboozled to begin with but then they were in a panda car
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 20:08,
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Didn't take them long to cedar man.
Cuffing him so fast his head would spinney.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 22:41,
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one of his buds probably grassed
I say if you cambium, join 'em. (?)
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:18,
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it's a fair copse, guvnor
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 22:07,
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Wood you just take a look at this lot...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 14:01,
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