LOL at Vagina Railway Station
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Mon 19 Apr 2021, 16:13,
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Lost his balance?
The little twat wasn't looking where he was going
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 19 Apr 2021, 16:58,
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That’s precisely the sort of colonialist-patrician attitude that’s so typical of you.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 19 Apr 2021, 17:27,
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I'm worse than Hitler
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 19 Apr 2021, 18:12,
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Nicer ‘tache though.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 19 Apr 2021, 18:40,
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*toys coquettishly with Donald Trump inauguration gold sovereign pendant*
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 19 Apr 2021, 20:34,
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A blatant attempt at fratricide
foiled by a fast acting rail worker
Edit: Wait, that's his mum, and she's blind?
Well one of them needs to look where they are bloody going, and it won't be her...
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Mon 19 Apr 2021, 17:10,
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Her reaction confused me before I read she was blind.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Mon 19 Apr 2021, 17:51,
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That big red arrow pushed him!
(GforGermanylooks like some sort of retaining plunger, Mon 19 Apr 2021, 19:32,
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the following week he was replaced by a simple automated switch
the baby, not the pointsman
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Apr 2021, 23:33,
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I picked a dude up off the rail line at Fareham after he had seizure a few years ago.
AND I NEVER FEATURED ON B3TA!! Bullshit! I'm out.
(ivesbHighly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 20 Apr 2021, 7:54,
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my dad used to have to pick dudes up off rail ines
from wherever the bits were scattered. best/worst story he told me was a an old lady who decided to end it all by playing chicken with an intercity 125 as it barrelled through his station. when the train struck her, her shoes were left on the tracks exactly where she'd been standing, still laced. the nose of the train was so badly dented it had to be replaced.
(ozof, Tue 20 Apr 2021, 13:27,
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I never had to pick up actual pieces
but I had to wash the blood off the sleepers if it was at a station. If it didn't wash we had to cover it with sand.
They didn't bother if it was just us track workers who could see it.
(My Namewas saying these words inside your head on, Wed 21 Apr 2021, 11:07,
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