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This is a link post A mountain lion stalker in Utah
promises to respect his restraining order
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 May 2021, 7:01, Reply)
This is a normal post At what point
does one have to change strategy and commit to melee combat?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 19 May 2021, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think that's probably a decision the moggy is going to make for you.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 19 May 2021, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Like the last video much like this one,
the retreating human ignores the big sticks and pile of big rocks that could have saved his life, and also just keeps recording on his phone, which could have been used to play some heavy metal or dubstep.

I expect he had tunnel vision and/or wasn't thinking of ways to scare a cat.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 May 2021, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post though if you play music there's also the chance that your choices might enrage or charm it instead
worse, you hit a playlist that manages to lure it closer with successive tunes then enrage it when the next track kicks in

"I thought I was safe and then the bass dropped"
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 19 May 2021, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Always have Merzbow ready to play when entering big cat territory.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 May 2021, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the famous landscape-or-portrait response

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 May 2021, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 May 2021, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 20 May 2021, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Cats are acutely aware of where targets look and whether you can see them.
Looking around for weapons might give it the chance it's waiting for and bending down makes you look smaller.
One of my cats is an effective hunter and will wait until a mouse or toy is just going out of sight before pouncing.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 May 2021, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post If I’ve learnt anything from the internet, simply placing a cucumber on the ground would have defused the situation.
Cucumbers: not just for salad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 May 2021, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post That sounds like solid practical survival advise to me.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 May 2021, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Advise = verb, advice = noun.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 19 May 2021, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Nuh-uh, I've got a spell cheque sew I no eye yam write.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 May 2021, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post "we're gonna need a bigger cucumber".

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 May 2021, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you could still kick some rocks and swing a big branch or two without taking your eyes off the deadly predator walking you down.
IDK, I expect I'd go white with panic and do exactly the same thing as the guys in these videos (except I wouldn't have been faffing with my phone in the first place).
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 May 2021, 19:13, Reply)