badgers would regularly dig up human bones and they phoned the vicar who used to run the place to ask what to do "just dig a hole and shove them back in, that's what I used to do"
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 13:25, Reply)
This is your chance, buy a divinity degree and set up the B3ta members FUNeral service.
Magenta gravestones and all.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:13, Reply)
It's not particularly to my taste, but what's dreadful about it? It's clean, exceptionally spacious, and comfortable.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:05, Reply)
suburban kitchen plonked in a corner
subdivision of that massive room is generally poor and the furniture is lost in it
fireplace off the flintstones
unconvincing gothic tat everywhere, because it's a church, right?
great big fox hunting pictures on the wall
Smooth fm playing on the widescreen
I'm looking for a Keep Calm and Carry on poster, I'm absolutely certain it's there somewhere
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:47, Reply)
and I don't think it's dreadful but there is something awkward about the layout.
But, and I seem to be alone in this, I really think actual *rooms* are underrated. Who TF wants to work at that desk with someone listening to smooth FM and someone else cooking with no walls between you.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 15:23, Reply)
They're difficult spaces to convert but I'd forget the banqueting hall and the mezzanine. Could be ace
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 15:45, Reply)
