It's an ingenious way to avoid getting the sack.
"But Boris, I just did what you did."
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jonbob loves you, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:49,
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"Oh, erm, right, I see, better DNA test the elephant’s calf"
"Noo no no dearest Bojo, with an entirely different aurum fodiens..."
"Oh, ah, I see, hope you had fun, say hello to the wife."
(, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 2:54, Reply)