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This is a link post Matt Hancock getting jiggy with it
The last time I was surprised by indefinitely, it was Steven Hawking.

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Giggeddy giggeddy giggeddy!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's an ingenious way to avoid getting the sack.
"But Boris, I just did what you did."
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post "Oh, erm, right, I see, better DNA test the elephant’s calf"
"Noo no no dearest Bojo, with an entirely different aurum fodiens..."

"Oh, ah, I see, hope you had fun, say hello to the wife."
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 2:54, Reply)
This is a normal post My wife said
She's surprised the Sun didn't go with the headline, "Hancky Panky" :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
A Tory? Being caught in sleaze, hypocrisy and massive ineptitude?
I couldn't be more shocked and disappointed.

Typically though, I see the right wing press has sandbagged this in favour of 'ollidays!/?', with the Excess coming out with today's winner with 'ITS A EU PLOTT TO STEEL ARE OLLIDAYS!' - a deft and sophisticated argument as always.
 (Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Comedy gold!
prize winning burk
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 25 Jun 2021, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 🎵 If you like Gina Colades, and getting caught in The Sun...🎵

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Do the Tories still bother banging on about family values these days?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post They sacrificed those values on the altar of Brexit

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Do the Tories still bother banging on about family values these days?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You can say that again

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, they've been drinking the Gramsci Kool Aid for some time now.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Do the Tories still bother banging on about family values these days?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post They just do the banging part these days.
The only valued values are their portfolios.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 26 Jun 2021, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Do the Tories still bother banging on about family values these days?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post indefinitely?
infidelity surely?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post this story seems too cute
the heat has been on him since the cummings enquiry. seems like a deflection to get hopeless hancock out of the picture without taking accountability for failings as health secretary
unfortunately we share a surname
 (I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Do the Tories still bother banging valuable families these days?

(horrid, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Hopeless hapless hypocritical Hancock

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ever since Cummings attacked Hancock he's basically had a job for life
- there's no way Johnson would sack him until we've all forgotten Cummings' attacks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post These pictures are 6 weeks old.
I detect Cummings' hand in them being released now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Good point

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, I think that’s a bit Carole Cadwalladr.
I guess Boris can’t sack him as he can’t claim any moral high ground on philandering. Boris told the queen Hancock was full of beans. He’s been spaffing his beans all over the place. I was beginning to wonder how the fucker could keep going in his nightmare job. Now we know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m not sure.
It doesn’t feel like his modus operandi, as is unlikely to be anything more than personally damaging to him. To my mind it’s more likely to be someone else he’s pissed off in the ministry who has seen him shrug off Cummings’ attacks and has decided to have a go too.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 22:17, Reply)