I imagine you like J R Hartley, scouring the internet for a picture of your cock.
Bravo.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 20:09,
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I can only apologise for the state of my helmet
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Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 20:11,
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No need to apologise.
Mine ended up just like that once, after foolishly blowing my load into the Brasso infused polishing cloth under the kitchen sink. Honestly thought I was going to need it amputated. Second most regretful wank of my life.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 19 Apr 2022, 20:20,
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The plumber wasn't impressed either.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 19 Apr 2022, 22:07,
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Grabbing that stopped it going in his eye though
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 10:11,
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plumber got an eyeful
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evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 20 Apr 2022, 15:03,
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your 'advantages of living alone' list gets longer by the day
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 20 Apr 2022, 10:00,
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