Then there is the obvious risk of theft.
She'll have been so well embalmed that she'll outlast the mourners.
( , Thu 15 Sep 2022, 1:14, Share, Reply)
She'll have been so well embalmed that she'll outlast the mourners.
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Apparently royals get lead-lined coffins.
So if you were wondering why they needed eight pall-bearers it's probably so there's less chance of them dropping the thing.
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So if you were wondering why they needed eight pall-bearers it's probably so there's less chance of them dropping the thing.
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lead lined coffins are the only way to protect the dead from kryptonite
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Stops them being reanimated.
Imagine the shitstorm if she rose from the dead on the third day.
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Imagine the shitstorm if she rose from the dead on the third day.
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I was thinking about this exact scenario on my way home from work yesterday.
She'd be the ultimate 'Patient Zero'.
Who's going to be Mr. Bigbaws and first to take a swing at the Queen's re-animated corpse?
Should you allow Ma'am to bite you if she wishes?
How long will you spend in prison for lopping off Ma'am's head?
What with the tens of thousands of peasants all lining up to take a look at her corpsebox, the outbreak would take hold of the UK in mere hours.
Speaking of which. Pretty sure that Coronavirus hasn't gone away. I suppose the media just don't want to bring up how potentially devastating it might be from a public health standpoint to have so many people from different parts of the world crammed so tightly into such a small area. Might detract from the narrative a bit.
( , Thu 15 Sep 2022, 7:52, Share, Reply)
She'd be the ultimate 'Patient Zero'.
Who's going to be Mr. Bigbaws and first to take a swing at the Queen's re-animated corpse?
Should you allow Ma'am to bite you if she wishes?
How long will you spend in prison for lopping off Ma'am's head?
What with the tens of thousands of peasants all lining up to take a look at her corpsebox, the outbreak would take hold of the UK in mere hours.
Speaking of which. Pretty sure that Coronavirus hasn't gone away. I suppose the media just don't want to bring up how potentially devastating it might be from a public health standpoint to have so many people from different parts of the world crammed so tightly into such a small area. Might detract from the narrative a bit.
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I vote we dust off and nuke the site from orbit
for the safety of others
( , Thu 15 Sep 2022, 9:13, Share, Reply)
for the safety of others
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