
the homeopathic seatbelt was like a regular seatbelt, but was so diluted that to any rational examiner it looks and acts just like the image of a seatbelt printed onto your shirt.
Either that or you get the cause of death in a car accident (the other car) then place that in pure water for a while until the water gains a memory imprint of the other car, then you take 2 drops of that water before driving.
( , Sat 3 Dec 2022, 15:43, Reply)

Therefore, because some water has touched some cars before continuing its way on the water cycle, all water is now incredibly potent counter-car medicine. However, as more water touches more cars over time, the potency of the anti-car power of water is constantly diminishing.
( , Sat 3 Dec 2022, 20:01, Reply)

If you live in the ocean, you have the lowest chance to be killed by a car!
Proof that hoeopathy works!
( , Wed 7 Dec 2022, 13:30, Reply)