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This is a normal post Yes
Being rich means you deserve death, and this desire should be expressed while sitting in a comfy chair in a first world country using relatively expensive technology.

The very last thing you should do while having these opinions is work towards alleviating the poverty that grips half the planet (half the planet live on less than $7 a day). Instead, you should throw around orange powder at a snooker game, waste food throwing it onto art, or sit in the road. If you're really hypocritical, you could strew plastic waste around and destroy hedging.

Personally, I actually do believe there should be an upper limit on personal wealth and the limit should be put into place by a tax on wealth, property, and shares simply because of the likes of Bezos and Musk who are annexing obscene amounts of the global cache of wealth that could be used to do the sort of thing I talk about above, that being to make it so that at a minimum everybody is clothed, housed, and fed. The rest of getting your shit together after that is up to you and your ability to improve your lot. Once that basic minimum is in place, we could have a look at letting the ultrarich have a bit more.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post It's pointless wishing death on anyone!
We all deserve death, and we all get what we deserve.

Besides, the material components are really expensive, and I can't pronounce the third line of the incantation.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post There are twelve ways of summoning Death
but eight of them cause instant death, and so might just be considered to summon Death in the "usual" manner, and the ninth is very hard to remember. This leaves three ways to safely summon death, one being the rite of AshkEnte, which involves heavy equipment consisting of numerous drippy candles, octograms written on the floor, thuribles, and similar paraphernalia, although the Rite can be performed by a couple of people with three small sticks and 4 cc of mouse blood or even with a fresh egg and only two small sticks.

It's not strictly binding, though. It's generally assumed Death appears out of politeness.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, no you misunderstood
It's not a summoning of Death, you know, for an interesting chat or anything - it's a Death Spell, that slays opponents instantly. It's really hard to find virgins' hearts in Worcestershire, and I can't do that clicky thing with my voice.
(, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah I see
yeah, that clicky thing is really hard to do. I knew someone who learned a bit of Xhosa, and he said that he got laughed at (not in a nasty way) every time he tried to talk to someone who spoke it natively.

Still, not as hard as it is to find a virgin's heart in Worcestershire.

Have you considered cyanide and a blow dart as a more mundane alternative?
(, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 19:36, Reply)