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This is a normal post nails in the wrong place
great, I now have the idea going through my head that there would have to be crucifixion specialists and, therefore, trainee crucifixion specialists.

Look at 'im from this side, see how the body is angled, contorted. No, you'll have to take them all out and hammer them back in again. This time use the right weight of nail, not just the odds and ends you have. Panel pins are no use.
You've got to do this right, first time, every time. After all we aim to avoid creating unnecessary suffering in this job.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What?
he's fallen off? Well chase after him and bring him back he can't move that quickly and this time follow the protocol. I can't sign off your competency if they keep coming off the crosses now can I?
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post FINE! Give him some water before you put him back up.
*pause*
IN A CUP!
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Which cup is his?
You wouldn’t want to choose… poorly.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not having this carpenter's cup, toss out the remainder of the nails from your nail pouch and use that.
Pouring the water into his cupped hands... well it was only going to go straight through on to the ground wasn't it. SANITISING?! Somehow I don't think he'll be worrying about a bit of grit getting in the next time. You did finish both months of schooling like you claimed in your interview.

And give them hands a quick dry before the next batch of nails, don't want rust setting in early or his mates will have 'im off the cross in no time. Next thing you know there's a bunch of women claiming to have seen him risen again. Meanwhile the Prelate will blame our work and look for another firm next time.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Just tell ‘im you’ve found that Wodewick bloke he’s been after and you’ll be alright
But remember to keep more than arm’s length from that lanky centurion who fancies himself a scribe.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 9 Jan 2024, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The centurion with the wrist watch?

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