who the fuck thought salted caramel was a good idea? Because it isn't.
(, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 22:52, Reply)
it's almond juice. it's oat juice. you juice vegetables. you milk animals.
well, I guess you could juice animals too if you had a good blender
(, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 14:13, Reply)
The stuff sloshing around inside is coconut water.
(, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 18:52, Reply)
Babies drink tit squeeze, pina colada is made with coconut squeeze. Simples
(, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 10:59, Reply)
Why dont we call it beetroot blood? Almond jizm? Lychee phlegm? They all vaguely look like bodily fluids.
(, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 14:20, Reply)
The first time I tried one was as a sample in the supermarket. Nobody told me there was a stone in the middle. I’ve never tasted anything so bitter.
(, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 23:35, Reply)
