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This is a link post Sick fuck.
“Prof Francl recommends… giving the drink a constant stir so the tea gets a good exposure to the water and milk.”
Why the hell would you want the tea exposed to milk?
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Urrgh - I missed the "milk" when I read it
No mention of using fresh water which is key IMO.
However, I'm going to try a pinch of salt. I'll report back.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 6:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Shows how much Americans know about making tea.

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post They tend not to have kettles so they boil the water in the microwave.
I might be able to forgive that but the bloody barbarians put the bag in the cup first.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno, are there lipophilic components that taste nice when dissolved in the emulsified oily phase?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 7:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That had occurred to be.
But it’s still Obviously Wrong.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Sterols and polyphenols perhaps?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You clearly put the jam on top of the cream

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 8:09, Reply)
This is a normal post you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
also right
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ridiculous, salt is normally only added to coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post While we're at it
who the fuck thought salted caramel was a good idea? Because it isn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 25 Jan 2024, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post wimmin amirite?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post i'll tell you what else shits me. Calling anything that doesnt come out of a tit "milk"
it's almond juice. it's oat juice. you juice vegetables. you milk animals.
well, I guess you could juice animals too if you had a good blender
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Coconuts

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This is confusing

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair you need to squeeze the pulp fairly hard to get coconut milk.
The stuff sloshing around inside is coconut water.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 26 Jan 2024, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I think we should replace the word 'milk' with 'squeeze'.
Babies drink tit squeeze, pina colada is made with coconut squeeze. Simples
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 10:59, Reply)
This is a normal post why stop at milk just because it's white and reminds us of titty squeezins?
Why dont we call it beetroot blood? Almond jizm? Lychee phlegm? They all vaguely look like bodily fluids.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Don’t talk to me about lychees.
The first time I tried one was as a sample in the supermarket. Nobody told me there was a stone in the middle. I’ve never tasted anything so bitter.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 27 Jan 2024, 23:35, Reply)