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This is a normal post A conversation in a prison somewhere in Scotland...
".... and the fucker's still out there, on the telly, cunt's face bein filled wi guiness and champagne and oysters and FIVE MILLION FUC'N QUID THE CUNT AND AAAM IN HEEER FOR A COFFEE MACHINE AND WINNIEBEGOOO..."
.."aye, Pete, ye've said. Nae need t'bang on..."
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think Murrell has ever spoken like a bad parody of Irvine Welsh.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 9:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never eaten an oyster, raw or otherwise.
Honest question: do you chew them or swallow them as fast as you can?
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 7:55, Reply)