
I'd fess up to my woman, she'd know something's up you coming home smelling of fish condiment and coal.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:02, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrights_Coal_Tar_Soap
But still, either that or creep back into bed and slip her one so she doesn't know the difference.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:08, Reply)

As a mate of mine always says to me,
"There are only two things that smell of fish. And fish is one of them!"
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:13, Reply)

Tomato plants.
Truly.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:24, Reply)

But I can't quite put my finger on it . . .
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:27, Reply)

The honeymoon period is well and truly over.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:36, Reply)

I rarely get the chance to find out if I am or not. Still, she's 9 years younger then me so I must have done at least ONE thing right.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 22:12, Reply)