Colourful holes...
The hole to the rear of my nuts,
Squirts out pound after pound of brown guts,
Yet the hole on my penis,
Squirts out yellow/white - wee/jiz,
From behind me a vicar just tuts.
(, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 16:16, Share, Reply)
A helmet's a chap's pride and joy,
It can pleasure, satisfy and destroy,
If you plunge it in butter,
Words of bliss you will utter,
In the distance, a vicar looks coy.
(, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:34, Share, Reply)
Rubbing cheese in your scrotum is glee,
Be it Camembert, Cheddar or Brie,
With one's balls smeared in Fetta,
It gets better and better,
Lo! A vicar scowls crossly at me.
(, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:45, Share, Reply)
Who said fisting was just for the gays?
With the right creams, you'll be in a daze,
While your posture is hunched,
And your kidney gets punched,
A blind vicar just listens and prays
(, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:53, Share, Reply)
While some might say that you're a pariah,
If you set your erection on fire,
It's actually quite thrilling,
Creamy blobs soon start spilling,
Vicars glare and quote lines from Isiah.
(, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 16:06, Share, Reply)
