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This is a normal post BAD T0RIA
You won't be laughing when he runs off with a man.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a computer programmer
It worries me that he can't work a phone.

Hows things? I was supposed to be on strike today so all my work was cancelled, but the strike was called off, so I'm having a nice day at home instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post What do you have as your ringtone? Cheesy Hawkes?
I'm not bad, I can sort of walk on my foot now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It was for a while!
Its quite a good choice actually as its starts quite loudly.

Walking is a good thing!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I see your Nancy
and raise you a Foo

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=R2oTmdZ-Q7g

this video makes me go all funny insde.....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post A fellow Foo fan!
Doesn't make me go all funny inside though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello
*waves*

Funny inside like needing a poo?
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
*chest bumps*

Funny like this:

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tYZtl_obqIE
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ!
*veg soups*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of just like that :)
hello lovely.

The contents of my fridge are making me sad. I need to go shopping.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Our fridge is chocka
And I've got some homemade fish pie for lunch *rubs belly*

Did you see the hook lady at the bash? Mimsy didn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *FAILS*
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post No?
which one?
*also fails*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Look! Hook!
www.b3ta.com/links/243602#post243652
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post No wai!
I didn't spot her either!

But as you can see from that picture I apparently spent the entire evening gazing lovingly at Agnostic Antichrist!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I followed your eyeline to his full pint.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Aah that must be it
Mine was empty y'see? I was using the power of my stare to psychically will him to go to the bar and get me more cider
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to animate it so that his pint drained while yours filled up
But forgot about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha do it :)
I'm off to the shops, toodles!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall have
a Star Bar and can of Tizer when you go please.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Tizer is rubbish these days
Its made with natural colours and flavours. It is not bright orange. The. Whole. Point. Of. Tizer is that is if is full of chemicals and makes you go mental, surely?

Its not like it was in the good old days *sigh*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Boo!
I want my chemicals back!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
"fossil" I think is the word you're looking for. I bet he programs in Fortran and Assembler.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post *looks at his CV*
"Visual Basic 6, Visual Basic.NET, Java and database skills including SQL, ADO and ADO.NET. Other skills include C (including embedded), C++ (including Visual C++/MFC), Perl, PHP, JSP, ASP, ASP.NET, VBA, JavaScript, VBScript, Unix Scripting, SQL Server, MySQL, Win32 API, Access, Excel, Ladder Logic, and many others. languages such as C#....... " etc

Its just letters to me....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooooh, nice
I can do BASIC, a bit of HTML, and Photoshop (with a distinction in Magenta Studies).
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post And you can operate a mobly phonograph?

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Reasonably well,
Though I must admit my non-techie missus is better than me with the phone.

Women have an affinty to any technology that allows them to talk more.

*braces for impact*
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Truth lols
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
sorry then either he is lying on his CV, or he is just a really shit developer. That's quite worrying...
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Or is too busy to be arsed with his phone

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I would say that he should be able to use anything with software
with relative ease. Navigating through a menu system to change the ring tone is hardly rocket science.

As a software engineer myself I don't have any problems picking up a gadget and working it out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 16:55, Reply)