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This is a link post Women messes up magic trick on the telly
I notice some newspapers claim that a woman nearly drowned on German TV in a show called 'The Next Uri Geller'. The truth is less interesting. Here is the video.

"As the clock ticked down, she thrashed around and was completely under the water for about 25 seconds.

Millions of viewers saw a show assistant rush onstage with bolt cutters to snap open the chains that kept Amila captive. " - The Sun

"The tank filled up with water and she was completely under for around 25 seconds, thrashing around as the clock ticked down.
A show assistant had to break open the lock with bolt cutters and pulled the clearly shocked woman out of the tank." - Daily Mail

Both papers obviously rewrote the same press release and didn't bother to watch the video.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post You've just destroyed my faith in the quality journalism of both of those bastions of truth

(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this
*outrage in the style of daily ma...*
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *Starts petition*

(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *tears up petition
*grabs pitchfork and mother/sister
(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 9:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Wet lady in tight suit
thrashing around in autoerotic-asphyxiation shocker.

Would have been a more interesting headline
For me

Or Germans in bad acting scandal.
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Drowning the first Uri Geller would have been nice.

(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha

(, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post she was smiling when she came out
for god sake! great tits though (for the record)
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Those bike locks are shit
I had a massive one and the fuckers still got it (my bike):-/
(, Wed 21 Jan 2009, 23:44, Reply)