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This is a link post Michael Bays Robot wankfest 2 superbowl spot
Also known as Transformers : Revenge of the Fallen
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post OH! MY! GOD!
I CANNOT WAIT!
*has palpitations*
It looks alot less *geeky nerdy Sam* than the first one, loads more action YAY!

*goes into a quiet corner for her girly moment* - JOSH DUHAMEL *SWOOOOOOOOOON*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post haha alright
caaallmm ddooowwwnnn
ddeeepppp breeaatthhsssss

If you're interested in new star trek etc, all the spots are up on www.aintitcool.com now
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post did anyone else...
think that the redesigns of the transformers is a bit complex? Half the time you couldn't tell which grey lump of metal was supposed to be which one..Half the time you couldn't even make out where their arms and legs were during the fights.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye I found that
Also I would be happy if the film lasted 90 seconds as the kid gets firebombed into a thousand pieces... *roll credits*
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally agree
And they look too similar, and moved too quickly to make any sense at all. They kept blending into each other and the background, especially in the final fight or whatever that was, so you had no idea who were goodies and who were baddies or what the hell they were doing. It was the most bewildering, mind-numbing film I've seen in a while. The sequel looks exactly the same.
 (Cap'n, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post (my thoughts on this below)

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Completely agree. I spent the whole of that final scene
waiting for a single shot that didn't pan at 50mph. It was so annoying not being able to see anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post MORE CG DETAILS!
No. More than that. more! More! MORE!

Ok, now everything is way too complex for anyone to make sense of. Just add a little more and it'll be perfect.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^ (and Cap'ns above also)
Everything moves sooooo fast and and the models are so mindfuckingly overworked half the time you just have a fast blurry visual headache punctuated with orange explosions instead of action sequences..

It's like watching film direction by a 5 year old wired on blue smarties and extra sugar panda pop, who has some kind of cannon that just fires vast volumes of lego bricks at the camrera all the time..WITH REALLY LOUD THRASH METAL PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post and then there's a big explostion, KERPPPPPPPKKKRRAAWWW
and the car drives into the building and it's like, NNNNRRRRRR, POWWWWWW CRRRRAAAWWWW.....cccrrAWWWWWWWBANGABANGBANG! EXPLOSIONS!


Fuck michael bay.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KRS90V8BQGo
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 16:41, Reply)