Snow Joke
If this is true, someone wants sacking. Apparently a council locked up their parks because the snow made them too dangerous.
hur hur...
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 17:57,
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ITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD!
/Daily Mail
I can sympathise with the council to be honest, the last thing they want on a day when the roads are bad and accidents are highly likely is fuck tonnes of kids slipping over and needing more ambulances.
Call me a bore, but it makes sense to me.
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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:04,
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I suppose the counsil, in their infinite wisdom, just presume that won't happen.
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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:08,
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thats becasue the council are made up of the kind of kid that would stay inside on snow day
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:13, Reply)
My mum works out the council, y'know.
And yes, your theory runs true with her.
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TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:15,
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this might
www.stripersonline.com/surftalk/attachment.php?s=d724c317de984678370d6c4386864008&attachmentid=204523&d=1232325484 (warning: slightly gory)
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:15,
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Ok, so kids can't go to school because of the snow
But they can go play in the park? The parks are probably next to the schools as well.
Too right the council should close them.
Bloody kids these days. A little flake of snow and they can't go to school? In my day it snowed every day and we still had to go in. Somedays the snow was over 50m high and we still got there. We didn't even have shoes. There were no parks in those days either, we had to make do with a hoop and a stick.
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bobzarkoff, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:06,
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a hoop and a stick?!
you were lucky, we used to have to play marbles with bricks
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weaver., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:10,
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marbles and bricks?
you were lucky I palyed with asbestos and cinderblocks
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Bricks?
you were a posh 'un, we didn't even have bricks on our house, it were made of cardboard. And that were for 6 families.
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bobzarkoff, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:16,
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Bah, luxury
We used to gather round, all eighteen of us, and huddle together everynight for warmth in an old soiled boot in the middle of the road. Then every morning, we'd wake up at four, go down the mines, get back at quarter to four the next morning, have three minutes sleep, then our father would beat us to death with a sponge then dance on our graves. And that was when we were lucky...
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 19:54, Reply)
I don't think it's H&S. I think the last line gives a clue to what it is though.
“Our priority is caring for vulnerable residents and making the roads safe. We simply could not take someone off those duties to open the parks."
Perhaps the park keepers couldn't get in to open the gates - leaving the one person who did manage to get in having to manage the gritting and everything else too.
I MAKED A SNOWKITTEH IN TEH PARK IT WAS LULLEH.
(, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:22, Reply)
