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This is a normal post Kinder Eggs are made of shit and wank. 100% FACT.
See below.

Anyway, I was not aware that Merkins didn't have Kinder Eggs. Any reason for that?
 (I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post They're scared of finding bombs in them.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:07, Reply)
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Apparently the parts are too small
 (Ritchsaysnothing does not work for Kinder Eggs, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody explained or marketed them properly over there
So these mysterious, German looking chocolate eggs came over and appeared in shops, and American kids considered them 'bitsize and tried to eat them without realising there was a capsule with toy parts inside. This happened a surprising number of times, people threatened to sue, they gave up, the end of kinder eggs in the US - due to stupid lack of marketing and stupid greedy chocolate-scoffing kids
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:49, Reply)