I Used To Own A Guest House - Now With Added Goatse
I made this!
This is my old place. Croft House. Haven't owned or lived there for 5 years but I still get spammed to death by hotel listing companies.
They don't take a damm bit of notice when I try to get them to remove me from their listings - which, I might add, I never applied to in the first place.
So I've decided to fight back.
Check out my listing for Croft House.
Other bastard spamming sites that list me will get the same treatment.
WARNING! Clicking get more details will result in a nasty goastse-like image. But the link I posted is safe.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 0:47,
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I sent a room enquiry, for a two and a half year stay
Please let me know about the parking asap.
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Just enquired
about a 50 year stay
it said "are you sure you want more than 14 days?"
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:11,
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Were You
the one who wanted parking for an aeroplane?
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:21,
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That must be a self portrait
I recognised your smile :)
*runs away giggling*
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admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:27,
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fucking hell, that website is a piece of poo!
when you submit a (hilarious) review, you get a dialogue box telling you "To display this page, Firefox must send information that will repeat any action (such as a search or order confirmation) that was performed earlier." so, you click "resend" and it comes up with the same box again...so you keep clicking resend to submit as many identical reviews as you feel is necessary to totally fuck the page up :D
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 3:43,
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Tsk.
I was thinking of coming up to Alnwick some time.
Ahhh well, better book a different room then :)
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 6:07,
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Why not book a weekend break in Cunty Balls?
www.lodging-world.com/SearchResultsInCSS.aspx?searchCountry=262&searchTown=&searchCity=cunty%20balls&wick=1234&searchCounty=northumberland&searchState=england&type=
(scroll down to the Tourist Information bit)
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alexturgid has no sig, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 12:19,
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